Animals: Today, I was helping my friend compete at a horse breed show.... - FML

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By sassypantss - 20/06/2016 12:40 - United States - Denton

Today, I was helping my friend compete at a horse breed show. My heels started to hurt from standing all day long in riding boots, so my Trainer told me to squat down. The second I squat onto my toes, I heard my pants rip open in front of everyone else in the arena. FML.

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highmidnightjazz 12

Monday 20 June 2016 20:20

I've done that squatting down to pet a stranger's dog. Had to walk home 2 miles with that rip.

DankMemeLord420 5

Tuesday 21 June 2016 5:12

I guess you can say you didn't have a TEARific time at the show?

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highmidnightjazz 12

Monday 20 June 2016 20:20

I've done that squatting down to pet a stranger's dog. Had to walk home 2 miles with that rip.

DankMemeLord420 5

Tuesday 21 June 2016 5:12

I guess you can say you didn't have a TEARific time at the show?

TheTacoMan 24

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:29

I hope you have a TEARABLE time getting down-voted because of your stupid puns... Oh shit wait...

Unlucky1232 20

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:56

Don't pull a spongebob. C'mon don't deny it that was in all of your thoughts guys

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 21 June 2016 7:58

R.I.P. your pants

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