Today I was getting ready for a vacation for just my husband...

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By MRS.B - 18/08/2018 22:05

Today I was getting ready for a vacation for just my husband and I. No kids for two nights and 3 days. My late period decided to start Today, as well. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:54

Here's what you do. Take two old bath towels, place them on the bed, and voila! Something to absorb the blood when you want to get your freak on.

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 22 August 2018 3:25

Yeah you're obviously a guy. Lots of women don't exactly feel in the mood on their period.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:54

Here's what you do. Take two old bath towels, place them on the bed, and voila! Something to absorb the blood when you want to get your freak on.

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 22 August 2018 3:25

Yeah you're obviously a guy. Lots of women don't exactly feel in the mood on their period.

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