Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

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ilaughatmyself 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:26

TI-84 plusss :)

Dementos 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:36

give me an O! give me a C! give me a D!

HowardTheDuck 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:46

whatever floats your boat....

yawndiver 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:11

slacker

FMLjunkie1k 0

Friday 13 May 2011 6:41

what a loose cannon

bareback1 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 17:06

Oh you're fearless!

anonymous31_fml 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:59

nerds 2^2 ever!

barbie_9941 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:45

You should probably go study English until you learn what a comma splice is you dumbass

Smooshikinz 1

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:11

Only a nerd

meatchainer 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 18:32

lol #192

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