Love: Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on....

By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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MsAnnabelle 0

Monday 24 January 2011 16:29

Cute story for the grandkids...?

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Monday 24 January 2011 16:30

Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.

Comments

mccracken9 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 0:56

how is that a bad thing, I'd consider that pretty awesome

ofwglui 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:50

what were you thinking???

JessicaSavvyR 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:10

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you were singing Katy Perry"

newburton13 26

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:34

I hope you left his ass there. If he makes pre-determined judgements like that, I can't name the amount of FMLs here that could illustrate your future.