Today, I was arrested for taking my daughter to the park. She...

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 12:32

Today, I was arrested for taking my daughter to the park. She is half Mexican, and the police absolutely refused to believe that I was anything but a pedophile. Child services still have her and my wife is on vacation for another two weeks. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:34

Don't you have her birth certificate?

interesting33 36

Monday 27 August 2018 22:05

what? is there no way this can be proves? birth certificate? That is awful.

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interesting33 36

Monday 27 August 2018 22:05

what? is there no way this can be proves? birth certificate? That is awful.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:34

Don't you have her birth certificate?

Lyshan 10

Tuesday 28 August 2018 10:55

No family photos? Not even on your wifes Facebook? Wow.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 28 August 2018 12:35

also if you kid is in child protective services then your wife had been come home quick as that must be very scary for all of you.

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