Today, I turn 15 and a half. This is a friendly reminder to myself... - FML

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By Narishkeit - 11/03/2021 14:53 - United States - San Diego

Today, I turn 15 and a half. This is a friendly reminder to myself that I am six months too young to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. FML

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Billie-Jo 9

Thursday 18 March 2021 3:48

It just been stated that, people of all ages can get. The vaccine try checking with a doctor again.

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Billie-Jo 9

Thursday 18 March 2021 3:48

It just been stated that, people of all ages can get. The vaccine try checking with a doctor again.

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