Miscellaneous: Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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Saturday 13 November 2010 16:00

watch out for signs that say, "don't walk". you might get hit by a truck!

murphythadog 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:10

Let me guess next you fell in a crack that said "mind the gap"

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 1:00

whats the point on having that sign hang from the ceiling!

marlleerose 0

Friday 15 June 2012 21:51

Don't worry I slipped with non slip shoes on : it happens

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:36

Maybe you should do what the signs say.

amc597 28

Saturday 22 December 2012 21:23

oh the irony.

Battleking142 11

Friday 23 August 2013 20:11

Obvious signs are obvious.

hasabo 12

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:28

First world problems

chrisstachon 30

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:16

that's not really an FML its more of a fail

Puffgurl 6

Monday 18 November 2013 20:11

Oh the irony

Deerslayer1400 6

Friday 27 June 2014 1:41

At least you didn't see a protect your peter sign

KronicCain 16

Friday 16 October 2015 2:20

Must of been one hell of an opposite day.

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