Health: Today, I shat a magnet. FML

How is this even an FML? You had to have known that you've eaten a magnet sometime in the past few days. That's not something that just slips your mind.

DrewsFML 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:42

Shat a magnet? Oh that's attractive.

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:44

ICP has left its mark.

Joshoa123 16

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:46

There goes your magnetic personality.

Paulleh 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:46

This has got to be the only FML on the site that has litterally made me laugh out loud

dc46290 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:47

Too much iron in his diet

super3286 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:49

I shat bricks after I read this :o

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