Today, I received a call from my daughter's school. Apparently...

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By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - 13/06/2018 04:26

Today, I received a call from my daughter's school. Apparently the local high school was smuggling edibles into the middle school, and my daughter was flipping them to make a profit off her 'friends'.... FML.

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Mechakitty 13

Monday 18 June 2018 3:25

your daughter has a good head for business, you should be proud...kind of

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Mechakitty 13

Monday 18 June 2018 3:25

your daughter has a good head for business, you should be proud...kind of

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