Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while...

By imgonnadie - 07/09/2014 15:11 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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Sunday 7 September 2014 22:59

Sounds like some cool old ladies

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Sunday 7 September 2014 23:01

Old people for 200 please.

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musicmanbilly 8

Thursday 11 September 2014 23:41

That's awesome

EnderWolf1013 9

Friday 12 September 2014 6:35

That is amazing.

Aenterial 11

Tuesday 16 September 2014 21:23

sounds like a party to me.

nevermore905 1

Saturday 20 September 2014 1:35

seriously, that sounds amazing.

bbmj420 0

Monday 29 September 2014 13:31

You should have secretly video them and post it on YouTube.

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Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:10

#GrandmaGoals

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