Kids: Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem...

By whosurdaddy - 06/01/2017 06:44

Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML

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Friday 6 January 2017 15:53

You should've told them for every piece of clothing they remove, you'll do the same.

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Friday 6 January 2017 11:43

How old are they? I hope you had a talk with them once they sobered up

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caliguy08 17

Saturday 7 January 2017 15:17

Like mother like daughters

SmittyJA24 26

Saturday 7 January 2017 15:24

Are they "hot"?

WhyIDoDeclareFuckAllYall 1

Monday 9 January 2017 4:29

<p>Here's a tip: Raise your kids right or don't have them at all.</p>

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