Intimacy: Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't...

By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:57

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hiandrews69 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:41

Time to ditch that bitch. Also, kick the the **** out!

toaster012 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:45

Take charge.. Tell them they have to leave

doglover100 28

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:46

Kick them out. Any person who drops their friend just because they are in a relationship is not a real friend.

kemando 22

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:47

I'd have just asked him to leave. Technically you can call the cops, he's trespassing if he stays and you tell him to leave

iperson 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:54

Lmao?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 12 March 2013 17:57

You're not sure?

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:02

Kick them out

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:09

It's your house - tell them to leave.

animerose08 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:39

Squirt them with a spray bottle, say "Bad! Not on the furniture!" and kick them outside with all the other animals in heat.

bott_fml 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:40

Try and lose her again.

wvcheesehead1 9

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:41

You are being used, they must not have had hotel money.

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