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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 11:36 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I have a job interview. Today is also the day some asshole started yelling outside my apartment complex at an ungodly hour in the morning until he was arrested. I can't fall asleep. FML

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 6:54

Complain to the police and/or confront your neighbor. Don't let someone ruin your sleep schedule.

lazylahma 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 5:50

Hello police I would like to file a complaint some guy was screaming and yelling disrupting my sleep and you came and arrested him Op sucks you didn't get sleep but hopefully the job interview still went well

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 6:54

Complain to the police and/or confront your neighbor. Don't let someone ruin your sleep schedule.

PtCaboose 21

Monday 18 July 2016 23:44

I mean, he got arrested...

lazylahma 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 5:50

Hello police I would like to file a complaint some guy was screaming and yelling disrupting my sleep and you came and arrested him Op sucks you didn't get sleep but hopefully the job interview still went well

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