Today, I had to present my story in creative writing. Since my... - FML

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By Scarlet Skye - 20/11/2018 00:54

Today, I had to present my story in creative writing. Since my story was too long to read to the class, I ended up reading them an embarrassingly stupid sounding summary. As if that wasn't bad enough, my computer gliched and now I only get partial credit for the whole nightmare. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 November 2018 2:45

Short stories are the way to go for a creative writing class. Props for the imagination, though.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 23 November 2018 3:17

You didn't think to write something short and presentable?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 November 2018 2:45

Short stories are the way to go for a creative writing class. Props for the imagination, though.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 23 November 2018 3:17

You didn't think to write something short and presentable?

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