Kids and Health: Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line...

By FFAce - 16/06/2018 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got slapped by a woman standing in front of me in line after a little kid grabbed her butt. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Saturday 16 June 2018 19:40

Butt why didn't you do anything?

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 16 June 2018 19:33

I sense the start of another rom com.

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Hejira Hayes 8

Sunday 17 June 2018 0:15

YDI for being one half of the Sticky Bandits.

Spiritbird 17

Sunday 17 June 2018 2:39

Cool! Now you can her grab her butt all you want and everytime she turns, just yell 'Can't you see it's the kid'!

GMSP 18

Sunday 17 June 2018 3:26

Plot twist, he told the kid to do it.

wrhapsody 10

Sunday 17 June 2018 6:26

sure... blame it on the kid...

Davros 12

Sunday 17 June 2018 10:57

that sucks, especially when the butt isn't even worth it

sunshineandroses 9

Sunday 17 June 2018 21:50

Damn it, Kevin.

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 17 June 2018 23:46

meet cute

DonKingSize 9

Tuesday 19 June 2018 20:15

jokes on you! ha!

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