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savageboi12212 - 08/01/2017 22:33

Today, I got rejected for my 52nd time, I'm not joking... FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

TheBestAround23 13

Friday 13 January 2017 1:09

Hey just keep trying eventually someone who cares a lot about you will come along

TheBestAround23 13

Friday 13 January 2017 1:09

Hey just keep trying eventually someone who cares a lot about you will come along

kashers 11

Friday 13 January 2017 16:33

you probably fall in love too easily dude. I assume you are in your 20s lol.

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

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Today, it became apparent that my new boyfriend has the mental process where unless you give him specific instructions, he can’t do anything right. Such as when asking him to let the dog out, it won’t occur to him to let the dog back in until I get home. By then the dog had destroyed the garden out of boredom. FML

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Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML

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Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML

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Today, a lady called the candy store and wanted to know our ice cream flavors. We have 30 and I had a line of people to help, so I directed her to our new website. She called back, wanting me to walk her through finding it. I couldn't, as we're not allowed, so she called me useless. She showed up. FML

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Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

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