Today, I found out why my mother is pushing so hard for me to... - FML

Content almost refused by staff

By ApparentlyASlut - 24/07/2018 19:57

Today, I found out why my mother is pushing so hard for me to get a boyfriend... She thinks if I don’t get the relationship experience, her Catholic daughter is going to become a massive slut and open her legs for anyone when she goes off to college... FML

agreeclassic 64

vote type 1 4

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

TOP COMMENTS

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 26 July 2018 15:05

Your mom has watched too many teen movies. She should know to trust you by now.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 26 July 2018 15:05

Your mom has watched too many teen movies. She should know to trust you by now.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

agreeclassic 848

vote type 1 89

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

agreeclassic 39 058

vote type 1 2 100

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

agreeclassic 39 560

vote type 1 5 269

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

agreeclassic 47 316

vote type 1 14 011

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

agreeclassic 37 578

vote type 1 2 394

Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML

agreeclassic 321

vote type 1 164