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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:13 - Ireland - Kilmacrennan

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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Mmkay1515 21

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Seems like that guy just really hates you.

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 6 May 2013 23:32

Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.

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WonkeyDonkey 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:28

WTF?? It sounds like he has a severe vendetta against you OP! If I were you Id move as far away as you can! Obviously the best the loser can do is your sloppy seconds ;)

SmiffLah 13

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:32

Man, that's ******! Sorry to hear about that dude.

eshelawn 6

Tuesday 7 May 2013 1:48

Stop introducing your wives to this guy.

etishuman22 32

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:18

Giggety.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:19

well, your ex wife seems to be available.

SmiffLah 13

Tuesday 7 May 2013 7:52

Positive thinking. Well done sir!

zandergiacometti 4

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:25

Dads are like that

processengineer 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:25

look at it this way. he always gwts your sloppy seconds

gameover18 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:31

And women call men jerks.

Sekkaichi 12

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:34

That guy...is so ****** up. Run OP run!

Ameel_fml 19

Tuesday 7 May 2013 2:45

It takes two to tango. The wives are assholes for cheating, and (if he knew they were married) the guy is an asshole for having sex with married women.

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