Intimacy: Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML

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TheOthin 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:53

I can't be the only one who missed the "in law" bit at first.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:23

maybe you should do it in THEIR bed

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Arsonnist 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:42

Why are they at your house?

papernapkin 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:02

I know! OP needs to kick their asses out of her damn house and change the locks.

dl15 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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akg98 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 10:22

Haha. Thats what i thought. No, it's his son and his sons wife.

TheOthin 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:53

I can't be the only one who missed the "in law" bit at first.

Arsonnist 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:55

Look above you. Haha.

OkitaCockroach 19

Thursday 3 November 2016 8:54

Six years later & I did it again. Saw that I had already thumbs-up'd your comment. LOL.

sirdrkingfml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:55

best way to get revenge ever

screepy 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:00

Kick them out. Seriously.

prettypink786 7

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:14

hahaa i cant stop laughing...=D

omega802 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:16

that's ******* digusting!!! I'm adding that to my fav xD

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:16

So what? If you have married children living in your home it's generally safe to assume they've had sex on all your furniture at some point.

omega802 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:18

omg I missed the unlaw thought it was incest

lawlatyourfml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:19

41 - agreed. plus you shouldn't have pissed them off in the first place

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