Today, I found out I have an STD. I have been loyal to my boyfriend... - FML

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By Tully - 12/09/2018 05:41

Today, I found out I have an STD. I have been loyal to my boyfriend of 2.5 years. When I confronted him, he admitted he had been sleeping with prostitutes and having one night stands from online dating sites. FML.

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lifeis4me 20

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:17

Why would any faithful person deserve STDs? Some of you guys are jerks.

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lifeis4me 20

Saturday 15 September 2018 1:17

Why would any faithful person deserve STDs? Some of you guys are jerks.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:34

That's true, however it would seem that this guy is more than a jerk. Sleeping with prostitutes, and one-night stands, plus not giving a shit about protection, then passing on an STD to his girlfriend, either knowingly or unknowingly, makes this dude a piece of shit. Which is way worse than being a jerk.

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