Today, I found my "girlfriend" is actually a lesbian, that has...

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By "Lonnell" - 11/09/2018 09:33

Today, I found my "girlfriend" is actually a lesbian, that has been cheating on me with other females for a while now. She also told me she tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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Thursday 13 September 2018 5:52

So sorry to hear that 😱 Your girlfriend is cruel, hope you broke up

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Thursday 13 September 2018 5:52

So sorry to hear that 😱 Your girlfriend is cruel, hope you broke up

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