Transportation: Today, I finally scored a deal on this sweet 2011 Chevy Cruze,... - FML

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By Mr_Cellophane99 - 16/07/2016 01:00 - United States

Today, I finally scored a deal on this sweet 2011 Chevy Cruze, I was headed to the dealership and saw the car I wanted driving up the ramp, crashing into another oncoming vehicle... and into a lightpole.... The dealer even had the audacity to ask if I still wanted to purchase the car... FML

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TripleATeam 13

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:20

At least you didn't end up buying it! I can imagine the exchange: You: "So, how much is that beauty?" *Car gets wrecked* Dealer: "...She's 50% off!" "Still want it?"

KyoshiroT 32

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:01

That is some terrible driving but hey, FYL for seeing your future car get totaled

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KyoshiroT 32

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:01

That is some terrible driving but hey, FYL for seeing your future car get totaled

TripleATeam 13

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:20

At least you didn't end up buying it! I can imagine the exchange: You: "So, how much is that beauty?" *Car gets wrecked* Dealer: "...She's 50% off!" "Still want it?"

CrazyFastRapper 7

Sunday 17 July 2016 15:05

The 2011-2015 models are unreliable to say the least, kinda did you a favor there.

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