Love: Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal,...

By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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matt692009 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:21

Beastieality is ILLEGAL

mariekentairo 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:20

You should get out more then....

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Kennytheprice 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:59

This is just creeptastic...........

Anonononomous 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:05

does she putput?

Ella_fml 17

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:06

The girl of your dreams is a bitch! U deserve someone better... (or at least human!)

iamsupercreeped 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:10

wow shes a bitch. Pun intended lol.

VenusBlue 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:12

But a dog is fine too? Haha,wow. Please,don't have sex with her.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:46

It's not a problem.... it's called **********. lol

_ahna 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:56

inter-species marriage....

sunnyhill 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:10

haha clever ; )

dj_jax187 3

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:20

You Should see A Psychologist or a Shrink

132BlackRoses 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:25

hey you cant go wrong with a Golden (:

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Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

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Today, I found out that I might need to get my gallbladder removed, due to the rapid weight loss I've had since having a gastric balloon put in. This is on top of all the nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and cramping so bad it feels like I'm constantly being stabbed. I'm only 2 months in, with another 2 months to go. FML

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