Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it....

By concom - 27/05/2015 19:40 - Cyprus

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

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Today, my watch broke so I casually mentioned to my dad that I needed a new one. A little while later he hands me this really nice watch. He says, "Here, this one's been lying around for a while." It was the watch I gave him for Father's Day. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2015 11:25

Make sure it's the exact same watch first before making an accusation and then report the jerk!

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Did you leave it on the nightstand?

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