Work: Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke...

By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

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Sunday 24 June 2012 3:21

YDI simply because of your username.

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How long could you have been sleeping in there? Must've been comfortable.

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bwzwally8 15

Friday 29 June 2012 8:17

sounds like a shitty situation.

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 3 May 2013 18:01

How do you sleep on a toilet?

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 2 July 2017 2:21

I'm sorry but sleeping while at work is just stupid. I would fire your ass too.

sharond23 10

Friday 1 December 2017 16:50

You were sleeping on the job. ydi

thefmlman2011 36

Wednesday 15 January 2020 12:14

Your boss was a dick. I wouldn’t fire someone for something like that. But maybe it’s because I’m way too nice

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