Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric...

By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

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Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to test my baking skills by making a soufflé. The recipe said to beat the egg whites until stiff peaks formed. I beat them so vigorously that the mixer launched out of the bowl and left a trail of egg whites across the kitchen. I now have egg whites on the ceiling. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Tard....

kmiks411 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Take then out of the mixer too

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metallicshadow 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:02

common sense dude...YDI

ShinyMagicalHat 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:05

You would be canadian

TheEpicPies 15

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:12

did you get your tongue cut off! :O

maegan13 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:14

one day my mom wanted to know what it felt like to stick her finger in a mixer while it was on and on purpose

saddgurl 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:20

Thats um... She might need help

maegan13 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:22

tell me about

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:26

*implied facepalm* For when a facepalm just isn't enough..

schizo_teddybear 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:28

Haha! They had a commercial like this a couple of years ago.

Draugen 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:28

I can see you winning a Darwin Award sometime in your life.

schizo_teddybear 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:30

You, sir, are comical :)

medichick 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:31

Idiot

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