Intimacy: Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Some manscaping is in place…

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Just like a lawn mower.

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lilfreckle7 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:53

seems to me if she still had braces she's way too young to be doing that anyway.

Big_Chives 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:56

If you have a girlfriend why wouldn't you shave the bush?!

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