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By jessisdabest - 02/12/2017 05:13 - United States - Greenville

Today, I decided to take some personal time in the shower with the vibrating shower head. I spasmed as I finished causing me to lean forward on the shower curtain, pulling the whole rod down. This resulted in towels, the shower curtain, and various bottles just falling all over my naked body. FML.

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 5 December 2017 8:19

Bet you didn’t know if you was coming or going.

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 5 December 2017 8:19

Bet you didn’t know if you was coming or going.

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