Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my... - FML

By birthdaygirl - 11/03/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML

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GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:31

awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least

MadRhetoric 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:07

happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.

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karen1991 15

Friday 4 May 2012 9:30

Well, happy late birthday..

elizacandle 29

Saturday 1 June 2013 6:37

if you can't work the heels don't wear em. practice in em first.

ohmygoshwhyy 11

Sunday 16 March 2014 7:57

Why would you wear heels to school..

bballer4_life 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:02

Happy bday

Ilikepie82479 20

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:33

Happy six year late birthday

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