Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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Thursday 29 August 2013 7:53

Tell her that's not what waxing means

needsomefunny 15

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:54

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starsfan326 12

Friday 30 August 2013 16:05

Like an episode of strange addiction lol

Anonomusturd 9

Friday 30 August 2013 23:08

Maybe she was trying to "taste the rainbow"

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 31 August 2013 23:25

Pica! CHEW!

djsammyc 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:50

she may or may not be doing worse things.......

silentlyhannah 17

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:45

more like WTF

Yusomadbro_fml 4

Monday 9 September 2013 1:40

Blondes

Emillllllllllie 7

Monday 9 September 2013 5:10

All new on "My Strange Addiction"...

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:47

she's a special kind of stupid isn't she?

pugpuggy 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 12:10

She needs more greens.

cmo333 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:26

Well sometimes we get so hungry

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