Today, I cancelled all my plans to help out a friend at work....

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 17:14 - United States

Today, I cancelled all my plans to help out a friend at work. He told me about how his night customers were "wild". Later on in the shift, I came acrossed a sweet little old woman who told me she'd take her teeth out just for me and winked. FML.

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azouwa 26

Saturday 14 April 2018 13:13

We need an update. Did she take them out? lol

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 15 April 2018 4:55

Nothing like a hummer from a gummer.

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azouwa 26

Saturday 14 April 2018 13:13

We need an update. Did she take them out? lol

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 15 April 2018 4:55

Nothing like a hummer from a gummer.

thewanderer02 15

Sunday 15 April 2018 14:02

no one will know...except us lol

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