Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw...

By AvengedSevenX - 03/02/2012 15:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

Shit happens

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Friday 3 February 2012 18:57

haha if it looks like poo, smells like poo, is warm like poo, it's probably poo

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grapisy 8

Friday 3 February 2012 19:36

Although, yes that does suck.

Enslaved 36

Friday 3 February 2012 20:15

Love the OP's name(: but still thinks he/she is a goofball for not using a tissue to test what they were touching first. And btw, your son is pretty gross for doing that to you. Blah!

Burrito_Time 5

Friday 3 February 2012 20:21

Did you whip a sniff!!!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 3 February 2012 20:35

This is totally a YDI. There are a hundred ways you could have tested it before you ass-u-me it was a fake poop.

AllSoul 23

Friday 3 February 2012 20:37

Am I the only one wondering why there is poo on the lid? I mean, that's not normal. She thought it was her son playing a trick on her, but it wasn't...