Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from a 3-week vacation. Upon arriving home,...

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By OGKatalyst - 28/05/2016 17:59 - Canada - Leamington

Today, I came home from a 3-week vacation. Upon arriving home, I heard voices inside my house. Considering I live alone, I called the cops. Turns out I had left my TV on for the entire 3 weeks. Can't wait to see the electricity bill. FML

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wrongmove 11

Sunday 29 May 2016 5:53

Unless you have an older model lcd with a huge screen I wouldn't worry about it. A modern led tv uses less power than a 40 watt old school lightbulb.

Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 13:26

It might've geen ghosts. Ghosts that are watching the tv.

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wrongmove 11

Sunday 29 May 2016 5:53

Unless you have an older model lcd with a huge screen I wouldn't worry about it. A modern led tv uses less power than a 40 watt old school lightbulb.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:20

While true, even 40W adds up to roughly 20 kWh over 3 weeks. Not sure what Canadian electricity prices are like though.

Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 13:26

It might've geen ghosts. Ghosts that are watching the tv.

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 29 May 2016 23:50

You should turn off plugs, fuses and anything like that before leaving for three weeks.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:17

And what of the fridge contents?

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