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By Anonymous - 28/06/2016 14:10 - Finland

Today, I came back from a 2 week vacation to find out my dad and stepmother divorced. She took the washing machine and I have no clean clothes left. FML

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kamaltheabstract 14

Wednesday 29 June 2016 3:15

Wtf. Who takes a washing machine?

LiliK_fml 21

Wednesday 29 June 2016 1:42

You can wash them by hand in a bath tub or a sink. Easy enough, although it does make you ache after a while. Get a pumice stone or something similar to help get rid of stains.

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LiliK_fml 21

Wednesday 29 June 2016 1:42

You can wash them by hand in a bath tub or a sink. Easy enough, although it does make you ache after a while. Get a pumice stone or something similar to help get rid of stains.

kamaltheabstract 14

Wednesday 29 June 2016 3:15

Wtf. Who takes a washing machine?

dansco 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 6:14

Selfish much! Your Dad gets divorced & all you seem to care about is the washing machine. Laundrettes have them. Go there.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 13:20

She obviously wanted a clean break!

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