Love: Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to...

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2016 23:56

Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there a month ago. After buying it she called to break up with me so she could be with another man. FML

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134jme 8

Wednesday 20 July 2016 17:30

Take the trip anyways, go visit the rock and roll hall of fame and/or cedar point! Make the best of a bad situation :)

QuackersDuk 17

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:08

OP, to add to the list, go to little Italy and try Mama Santa's pizza, it's the best I've had all across the US

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134jme 8

Wednesday 20 July 2016 17:30

Take the trip anyways, go visit the rock and roll hall of fame and/or cedar point! Make the best of a bad situation :)

QuackersDuk 17

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:08

OP, to add to the list, go to little Italy and try Mama Santa's pizza, it's the best I've had all across the US

Andrewx8 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 17:49

200$ is nothing. cheer up, you gf doesnt live in Russia, where the plane ticket would have been 1300$.

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