Today, I am staying with my parents for the summer. I tried to... - FML

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By rip me - 10/05/2018 19:33

Today, I am staying with my parents for the summer. I tried to make a PB&J sandwich and noticed the jelly had a strange color to it, but I ate it anyway as it seemed to be the only edible thing in the kitchen. Now, I'm shitting straight blood. FML

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azouwa 26

Saturday 12 May 2018 14:09

BRAT diet so your digestive system can heal. Bananas, rice, apples, and toast. Drink plenty of liquids. Water, Gatorade, ect... you can dehydrate quick. Do not take Imodium. I don't care how liquid your ***** get. Take a pro biotic instead. You need to flush it thru your system and restore your healthy flora. Good luck OP. I been there. I know. It hurts.

interesting33 36

Saturday 12 May 2018 15:32

doctor. now!

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azouwa 26

Saturday 12 May 2018 14:09

BRAT diet so your digestive system can heal. Bananas, rice, apples, and toast. Drink plenty of liquids. Water, Gatorade, ect... you can dehydrate quick. Do not take Imodium. I don't care how liquid your ***** get. Take a pro biotic instead. You need to flush it thru your system and restore your healthy flora. Good luck OP. I been there. I know. It hurts.

interesting33 36

Saturday 12 May 2018 15:32

doctor. now!

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