Today, I am in bed with back spasms from being in bed for 2 weeks... - FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2018 08:10 - United States - Chatham

Today, I am in bed with back spasms from being in bed for 2 weeks with kidney stones after being fired from my job. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 15 August 2018 17:15

Question. Are you saying you got kidney stones after you lost your job and that is why you were in bed? If you got them after being in bed for two weeks, what were you doing in bed for two weeks, instead of, you know, the normal reaction to losing your job?

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 15 August 2018 17:15

Question. Are you saying you got kidney stones after you lost your job and that is why you were in bed? If you got them after being in bed for two weeks, what were you doing in bed for two weeks, instead of, you know, the normal reaction to losing your job?

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