Love: Today, I accidentally followed my crush on Instagram. I unfollwed... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Embarrassed - 03/05/2016 04:08 - United States - Holcomb

Today, I accidentally followed my crush on Instagram. I unfollwed as fast as I can but I guess I wasn't fast enough because now his account is private. FML

I agree, your life sucks 222

You deserved it 35

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:06

Aren't you supposed to follow people on Instagram?

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:17

This one needs a YDI button. If you are stalking that guy to the point where he feels the need to protect his privacy from you, then you should really just leave him alone and get on with your life. Clearly, he is not interested in any interaction with you.

Comments

arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:06

Aren't you supposed to follow people on Instagram?

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:17

This one needs a YDI button. If you are stalking that guy to the point where he feels the need to protect his privacy from you, then you should really just leave him alone and get on with your life. Clearly, he is not interested in any interaction with you.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Frustration NSFW Sex Growing old Intimacy Fire Love Awkward Customers Annoying Work Kids Divorce Relationship advice Break-ups Video games Gamers Parenting Health Ecology Insects Painful Friends Pranks Garden Cats Neighbours Animals Technology Geek

The Top

The Top

Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 454

You deserved it 1 301

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 134

You deserved it 4 327

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 547

You deserved it 3 029

Today, I found out a guy I used to date is trying to get me fired from my dream job. He found an old flip phone with a text argument we had nearly 17 years ago. He wants me punished for things I said when I was an angry 15 year old-kid. HR is now looking into the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 720

You deserved it 129

Today, I tried a new productivity hack of setting multiple alarms to remind me of tasks. Instead, I spent the entire day in a cacophony of alarms, confusing myself to the point where I forgot what I was actually supposed to be doing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 209

You deserved it 588

Today, my husband started taking language classes. Not something sensible like French or Spanish, but fucking Latin! Why the fuck would anyone learn Latin? What a stupid fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97

You deserved it 1 189