Today, FML has not updated in weeks and I am getting nervous....

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:02

Today, FML has not updated in weeks and I am getting nervous. Downloaded the updated app, no updates, now I miss the old app. I have been a loyal FML fan since high school which was 10 years ago. I hope new FMLs are coming. FML

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Alan 56

Tuesday 7 November 2023 6:04

PSA: I've just checked, the app DOES post the latest FMLs, but you have to delete it from your phone completely then reinstall it.

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Alan 56

Tuesday 7 November 2023 6:04

PSA: I've just checked, the app DOES post the latest FMLs, but you have to delete it from your phone completely then reinstall it.

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