Today, after three and a half years, my boyfriend left me over... - FML

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By Heartbroken Harley - 22/03/2018 14:03 - United States - Fredonia

Today, after three and a half years, my boyfriend left me over text. Why? The biggest reason was I wasn't having sex with him enough. FML

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Elisabethandrine 29

Sunday 25 March 2018 8:01

missmatched sexual needs leads to most couples to break up, but **** him for doing it that way. (no pun intended)

ayenii 14

Sunday 25 March 2018 10:06

FYL OP. He could've at least tried to talk to you about it instead of break up with you like that. Oh well, there's more (and better) fish in the sea!

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Elisabethandrine 29

Sunday 25 March 2018 8:01

missmatched sexual needs leads to most couples to break up, but **** him for doing it that way. (no pun intended)

ayenii 14

Sunday 25 March 2018 10:06

FYL OP. He could've at least tried to talk to you about it instead of break up with you like that. Oh well, there's more (and better) fish in the sea!

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