Miscellaneous: Today, after picking up the ashes of my grandfather, I came home... - FML

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By sadashell - 16/05/2016 05:57 - Canada - Surrey

Today, after picking up the ashes of my grandfather, I came home to find my mother had died on my couch while I was gone. you can't even make this stuff up. FML

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MaxPOP123 11

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:25

Are you ok?

smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:00

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry for your losses OP. :(

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MaxPOP123 11

Tuesday 17 May 2016 0:25

Are you ok?

smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:00

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry for your losses OP. :(

Joe_sabres 4

Tuesday 17 May 2016 3:40

When I read this I couldn't believe it. I know you don't know me at all but my condolences. I couldn't have gone through that.

AbbotsfordVandal 14

Tuesday 17 May 2016 7:02

I am so sorry for your losses, I couldn't imagine the pain you are going through, although I don't know you, feel free to message me if you need to talk

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