Today, a client came demanding a refund for her puppy she bought... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2018 07:19

Today, a client came demanding a refund for her puppy she bought from me because she wanted a pure bred lab (I'm a licenced lab breeder). She believes the pup is mixed because the father is yellow and the mother is black and there was no convincing her otherwise even with the pedigree papers. FML

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boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 31 May 2018 18:18

I know a guy who is friends with a doberman breeder, and keeps buying dogs from them despite each puppy developing seizures or cancer and not living a whole year. **** dog breeders and the idiots who want purebreds.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 29 May 2018 18:30

You can't fix stupid ... so let her sue you and then win damages-plus once the judge explains exactly how genetics work.... [face-palm]

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jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 29 May 2018 18:30

You can't fix stupid ... so let her sue you and then win damages-plus once the judge explains exactly how genetics work.... [face-palm]

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 29 May 2018 18:32

OP, anybody who down-votes you ("YDI") here must've gotten hit by the same "stupid shovel," no? Otherwise, plz (civilly) explain why we're wrong. Thx :-)

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 29 May 2018 18:33

OP, tell her that you'll even pay for a DNA test too if said test first proves her right....

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 31 May 2018 18:18

I know a guy who is friends with a doberman breeder, and keeps buying dogs from them despite each puppy developing seizures or cancer and not living a whole year. **** dog breeders and the idiots who want purebreds.

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