Cars and Transportation: This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star - FML

This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

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thebluewizard 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

That sucks, but you REALLY should check that beforehand. Just sayin'.

amanda_say_whutt 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:46

Dude look, you paid for a car wash but instead you got a free shower.

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BenTaz 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:33

It took you that long to realize ?

turdwrangler 18

Saturday 23 April 2016 6:44

Sounds like someone didn't do their job. All the drive thru car washes I've been to there is an attendant who is supposed to check for things like that. Even then you should've checked anyway.

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Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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