the guy that I slept with two months ago, who I've known all...

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 03:31

the guy that I slept with two months ago, who I've known all my life and use to introduce me as his future wife and who also "forgot" to tell me he had a girlfriend, block me and deleted me from everything after I told him I was pregnant

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Tuesday 18 February 2020 1:42

Maybe you should sue him for child support lol

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campdude90 15

Tuesday 18 February 2020 1:42

Maybe you should sue him for child support lol

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Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

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Today, it's been a while since I tried the "shave-your-beard to see if your baby recognises you afterwards" trick. I wasn’t expecting her to start crying, real heartbreaking tears. The beard's now grown back but she still cries and screams whenever she sees me, and we don’t know what to do. I think traumatised my daughter. FML

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML

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Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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