Awkward, Sunburn and Health: That'll look good in the morning

That'll look good in the morning

By lizardface - 23/08/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:17 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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By fmylifegirl - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

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By Bunsofpain - 16/06/2016 18:56 - United States

Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML

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By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Norwalk

Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

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Barrientos432 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:50

Sounds like a win to me.

3mi1y_ 16

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:55

OMG THAT'S SO COOL! don't complain! :D

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MitchellK 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:33

******* Awesome

TashaLenaKitty 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:41

Hahaha,awwww sorry OP.

Saluton 18

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:13

this must be freakin' beautiful

keenan711 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:32

idk bout u but thats pretty damn awesome

snowboarder25 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:38

legitski

PhantomJen 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:43

And that's why we have this nice little thing called "sun screen."

usernameistaken 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 8:13

lucky bitch!!!

pureecstasy 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 8:27

Boo Hoo?

chibiktsn 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:32

lol, At least it could look like a cool tan tatoo.

Ludii_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:42

Yo fayce luks weerd!

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