Miscellaneous, Landlords and Plumbing: Pipe down - FML

Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

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bachooka 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:16

Where have you been pooping?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:22

In the litter box :O

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CeltHound 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 20:25

Another reason to work for yourself!

ThunderLightTSV 31

Thursday 3 December 2015 16:05

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Eh?

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