Embarrassing, Friends, Lonely and Solitude: Lonely boy hiding behind the front door

Lonely boy hiding behind the front door

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

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