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If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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Aurik 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:33

Congratulations! Good job wasting taxpayers money! Put down the cheesecake and smarten up.

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:30

911? they have better things to do than un- wedge fat asses from toddler swings. idiot

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thenumberblue 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:11

I think they need to make really big kid swings for retarded people like her.

thenumberblue 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:16

mike, idk what u were reading, but she wasn't stuck in a "sliid".

buttonface 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:23

Muffintop

buttonface 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:30

@32: loooool.

drugsandhugs 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:13

why did you sit in a toddler swing if you're fat

blademaster23 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:14

lol u fat whale

aaron084 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:44

I would have paid to see that. I think I would have pissed myself I would have laughed that hard.

Harrior3004 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:20

your fat!!! holly cow!!! but I don't believe this fml

SupaSteveXpz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:04

wow firemen are mean now

S_T_F_U 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:48

"Sized for toddlers." You said it yourself.

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