Work, Money and Thief: Heist - FML

Heist

By Pedro the Basuraman - 11/05/2018 20:30

Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 12 May 2018 1:00

Probably the same breed of moron that tries to rob a gun store with a knife.

karst 4

Saturday 12 May 2018 15:42

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

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CreeperReaperX 5

Sunday 13 May 2018 5:05

Well maybe he accidentally threw out his Ugandan Knuckles memes.

Cali 54

Sunday 13 May 2018 5:07

He just wanted to kno de wey.

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