FML Approved, Video #5 By Louis - 21/03/2017 23:18 A hole in one, in one. I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 242 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML I agree, your life sucks 33 556 You deserved it 7 846
Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticed that when she answered a question, her ears wiggled. It was cute, so I pointed it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML I agree, your life sucks 46 240 You deserved it 7 571
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 341 You deserved it 2 828
Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 252 You deserved it 7 298
Today, my mother, who has no life of her own, barged into my house and demanded to know why we hadn’t had kids yet after 6 months of marriage. She then hoovered the living room for a while, even though I did it yesterday, and only left after criticising my wife’s makeup and body weight. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 045 You deserved it 498
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 914 You deserved it 2 734
What an icehole!